dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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