How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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