its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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