can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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