We won't sleep together?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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