your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I party with great urgency now.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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