My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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