He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
