I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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