Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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