im about as happy as oj after his trial
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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