It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
