I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Your cock deserves a montage
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
