i may or may not be watching the land before time
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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