but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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