I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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