Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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