Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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