Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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