Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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