I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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