In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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