The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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