she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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