Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
