butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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