You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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