I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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