you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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