I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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