so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm gonna fight the coyote
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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