lets start a swedish sibling band together
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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