I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
do nipples grow back?
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