I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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