the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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