She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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