Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
