I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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