whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Randomize
