I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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