Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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