In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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