found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You made out with two different species that night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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