No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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