i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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