I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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