My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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