Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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