your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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