she was so not down for the gang bang
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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