They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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