i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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