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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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